Dating Style

• Banta: I got an anonymous letter.Santa: From whom?

• Banta:Santa where were u born?Santa: punjab.Banta: which part.Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".

• Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega!

• Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!Premika: DHOKLA

• Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

• With atomic and meteoric regards, my volcanic impulse trembles every time I greet a person with a magnitude of character and charm like you.

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its always fun being with u but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Banta: What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.Banta: What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

• A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

• Banta: I got an anonymous letter.Santa: From whom?

• Banta:Santa where were u born?Santa: punjab.Banta: which part.Santa: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab".

• Kya kahun tujhe khwab kahun to toot jayega. dil kahun to bikhar jayega, aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chhut na payega!