Dating Tips

I don't care how many lips u hv kissed, how many shoulders u have embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

• Look outside, it’s so pleasant, sun is smiling with u, trees dancing for u, birds singing for u, coz last night, I asked them to wish u a Good Morning.

• Just Go To Hell..... do u understand Just Go To Hell.... because only you can change the hell into heaven... by your sweetness.

• 2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies.

• May the fleas of thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.

• The shortest word I know is 'I'. The sweetest word I know is 'LOVE'. And the person I never forget is 'YOU'

• Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.