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I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Life gives answers in 2 ways. It says YES & gives u what u want. It says NO & gives u something better. It says wait & gives u the Best in its own time.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards, it's a piece of cake!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

• In the morning I don't eat because I think of you, at noon I don't eat because I think of you, in the evening I don't eat because I think of you, at night I don't sleep because I am hungry.

• Tru luv is lik an pillow, u can hug ven u r in trouble, u can cry ven u r in pain & u can embrace ven u r happy. So ven u need true luv: spend rs 100 and buy a pillow.

• Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use piegons. 1day a piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.

My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be successful.

• Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife)

• Santa to Banta: I kiss my wife everyday before leavin for office, what about you? His friend replies: Me too, after you leave.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever…