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• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in ur eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u that this friend is always there for u.

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• We never have what we like, we never like what we have still we live, love n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we have! Thats life.

• I always knew that luking back on my tears would someday make me laugh but I never knew that luking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

• Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out. I asked, why are u out? Tear said, there is someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is no place 4 me.

• Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.

• What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. It's like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cry and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Banta: What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.Banta: What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.

• A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.